Bug
Jokes
Why did the spider
buy a car?
So he could
take it out for a spin!
Can bees fly in
the rain?
Not without
their little yellow jackets!
What is the
difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have
fleas but fleas can't have dogs!
What did the
spider say to the fly?
We're getting
married do you want to come to the webbing?
How do you spot
a modern spider?
He doesn't have
a web he had a website!
What did one
flea say to the other after a night out?
Shall we walk
home or take a dog?
What did the
bee say to the flower?
Hello honey!
Why did the fly
fly?
Because the
spider spied 'er.
What did one
firefly say to the other?
Got to glow
now!
Ants on a Log Recipe
Materials Needed:
Celery Stick
Peanut Butter
Raisins (or any small, dark food such as chocolate chips)
Instructions:
A very simple snack idea! Fill the center of the celery stick with peanut
butter. Place a few raisins on top to be your ants. Eat and enjoy!
If you do not like raisins, try tiny chocolate chips!
Spider web
Materials Needed:
Black Paper
Glue
Glitter
Instructions:
Using the glue, squirt lines on the paper in
whatever spider web design you want. Sprinkle the wet glue with glitter and then
set it aside and let it dry. Once dry, sprinkle off any extra glitter and add a
few small plastic spiders if you like!
Fingerprint Ants
Materials: Non toxic ink pad (black) Paper
Black pen or crayon Show your child how to make finger prints on a piece of
paper. Have your child draw six legs, a head and antennae onto their prints to
create ants.
The Ants go Marching
The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching one by one,
The little one stops to suck his thumb
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching two by two,
The little one stops to tie his shoe
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching three by three, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching three by three, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching three by three,
The little one stops to climb a tree
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching four by four, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching four by four, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching four by four,
The little one stops to shut the door
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching five by five, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching five by five, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching five by five,
The little one stops to take a dive
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching six by six, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching six by six, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching six by six,
The little one stops to pick up sticks
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching seven by seven, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching seven by seven, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching seven by seven,
The little one stops to pray to heaven
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching eight by eight, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching eight by eight, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching eight by eight,
The little one stops to shut the gate
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching nine by nine, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching nine by nine, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching nine by nine,
The little one stops to check the time
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching ten by ten,
The little one stops to say "THE END"
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Bee A-Mazed
