Bug Jokes                                                                   

Why did the spider buy a car?                                
So he could take it out for a spin!

Can bees fly in the rain?
Not without their little yellow jackets!

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs!

What did the spider say to the fly?
We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?

How do you spot a modern spider?
He doesn't have a web he had a website!

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?
Shall we walk home or take a dog?

What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello honey!

Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied 'er.

What did one firefly say to the other?
Got to glow now!
 

 

Ants on a Log Recipe

Materials Needed:
Celery Stick
Peanut Butter
Raisins (or any small, dark food such as chocolate chips)
 

Instructions:
A very simple snack idea! Fill the center of the celery stick with peanut butter. Place a few raisins on top to be your ants. Eat and enjoy!

If you do not like raisins, try tiny chocolate chips!




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